Bridget Jones’s Diary by Helen Fielding
“130 lbs. (how is it possible to put on 4 pounds overnight? Could flesh have somehow solidified becoming denser and heavier (repulsive, horrifying notion)); alcohol units 2 (excellent) cigarettes 21 (poor but will give up totally tomorrow); number of correct lottery numbers 2 (better, but nevertheless useless)”
A laugh out loud daily chronicle by Bridget Jones.
For a year, she lost 72 lbs. but she gained 74 lbs. She feels miserable at her early thirty-something because SHE IS NOT MARRIED YET or worst, SHE DOESN’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. She is Bridget Jones, witty, funny, chubby, and… a singleton . She decided to keep a diary where she put the weight gain/loss, calories intake, cigarettes taken and alcohol units taken – errrr, this is for self-improvement because she thinks she’s an ugly-fugly fat woman and no guy will take a look on her. She and her friends are also enough with emotional fuckwittage from guys. Then at office, a guy named Daniel (played by Hugh Grant in the movie. HOT.) flirted/snag with her thru sexy e-mails and they dated but after some weeks, he left her hanging because he is engaged with a slim, blond girl who is lying naked at the rooftop (which almost make her have nervous breakdown) and her friends emphatized with this emotional fuckwittage and decided to move on and have another job. Aside from that, she had problems with her family and then he met Mr. Darcy, a lawyer. (Squee! Played by Colin Firth in the movie. shit shit shit kilig ako!) They just ended up liking each other in the end.