Natural Harvest
is a collection of semen-based recipes.  The author’s description of his book is as follows:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients – you will love this cook book! [link]


“We raised 400$ for a church during the bake sale becuase people could not get enough of the cream cheese cookies we made. Thanks Semen cookbook.” ~SINFUL. JOKE.

“This book is amazing, i love preparing the ingredients, i have my “friends” come by and help me get them together and then we enjoy our meals!” ~MGA BADING SIGURO TO.

“People ate the male fluid of my fertilization. And it was wonderful.” ~ PROUD NA PROUD.

“I have been waiting for this book for years now! It should be especially handy for people who cannot stand milk, or cheese.” ~ABA, SEMEN TALAGA ANG GINUGUSTO.

“Can sperm in taco make babby in girl stomach if she eats?” ~DAY, DI KA MABUBUNTIS, OK?

My boyfriend Andy is busy getting dinner ready now – he never liked cooking before we read this book. Now Andy and I are cooking together every night! Thanks Natural Harvest.~ALAM NA. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

This entry was published on 23.04.09 at 2:11 pm and is filed under In Which I Write About Books. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.


  1. Hi, nice post. I have been thinking about this topic,so thanks for posting. I will definitely be coming back to your blog.

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